Sunday, November 22, 2009

My checklist

Wife-to-be checklist:

1- Flowing hair.
2- Sparkling eyes.
3- Laughs at my jokes.
4- Inspires me to be the man I want to be.
5- A good muslim.
6- A great mother.
7- Comes with an explosive sensation of excitement whenever I make her happy, or vice versa.
8- Great ass.
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6 comments:

  1. Amorphous SnakeDecember 18, 2009 at 2:38 AM

    I wonder if you might have forgotten adding:

    9- Has her own blog, in which she writes under a post called "My checklist"

    8- Great dick

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  2. dadcuttravelDecember 31, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    Hmm, I didn't understand anything.

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  3. Amorphous SnakeDecember 31, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    To put it in plain English: Would you like your future wife to write in a blog post that she would like her future husband to have a great penis?

    Saying that you would like her to be pretty was certainly enough!

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  4. dadcuttravelDecember 31, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    I am guilty of being specific. I apologize.

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  5. Amorphous SnakeDecember 31, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    The devil is in the details...

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  6. FalconJanuary 18, 2010 at 10:25 AM

    lols...

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